"Good morning, what can I get for you?" the waitress asks. "MMMM, I
think I'll have a short stack with two eggs over easy and bacon, thank you", I say.
Then she looks at me and then at her weight chart glued to her serving tray and
says "Sorry, sir, government regulations say a man of your,..oh...stature may only
have coffee black with oatmeal and a quarter cup of skim milk...I'll be right back!"
Wait a minute...I'm the man ordering and paying...and the government is ordering
me to eat...aah...oatmeal?!! This will happen sooner than later. "We the
People" are in the midst of the greatest, biggest push for total control
of...us. What we do, what we say and how we say it, where we go, and yes...what
we eat are now subject to government control. I've had it....no more dim witted
bureaucrats in my life...I'm staging my revolt. At every intersection that has
a camera prying into the cab of my pickup, I find great entertainment in extending
one of my fingers in an upward movement to tell "them" hello. To all the high tech
voice recorders that are now capturing our conversations in cities across the U.S.
I feel compelled to let "them" know I'm completely aware of their "family ancestry"
as it relates back to a pack of female dogs. I intend to use the word Negro respectfully
as it was intended to explain one of the three races of mankind. I will continue
to say "Yes, Ma'am" to members of the female gender out of respect...whether
their women's liberating spirit likes it or not. I will say what I want, where
I want about our Country and its Constitution. NO ONE will "herd"
me into a "free speech zone"---AMERICA is a free speech
zone! And now...back to food. I'm very good at "watching" what I eat and drink.
I'm very fat content oriented and I'm cognizant of caloric counts – but – if I want
a cheeseburger and fries as a treat maybe once a week...I'm going to have
a cheeseburger and fries. There are NO charts, graphs or
regulations that will tell me what I can or can't sink my "grinners"
into...it's my life and you, "Mr. Regulation", are not welcome. We're maybe
here on God's earth for 70 plus years and I'm not going to have my time spoiled
by government intrusion into my dietary enjoyments! Our kids in school are hungry...why?
Because the bill of fare we're serving them in the school lunch system...stinks!
I don't like broccoli, I don't like brussel sprouts, I don't like tofu, or
black beans and rice or....! Enough! Let's get back to providing FOOD
to our kids and ourselves and enjoy life! Now hold on "Mrs. Obesity Director"...I
also know that we need to get up and get exercising like we did
when I was in school. We had mandatory PE classes every day of the school week
and they were not study halls! We ran, and did jumping jacks,
sit ups, "back bicycles" and then played whatever sport was seasonal for the class...after
we showered and headed to our next class...We were tired, BUT
we were in shape! And, every morning at 9:15 AM, when the Bell sounded
for a 10 minute break, we all stampeded to the snack bar to indulge in ice cream
bars, Cheetos or potato chips!! OH MY GOSH!! And only four people
in the entire school would be classified today as obese! We enjoyed
life. We worked hard at school and at home and we were healthy! Some
government clown looking for a circus last week said in 10 years 95% of the American
population would be obese so THEY have to regulate
us!...NOT ME. Hey, how about a bag of chips before we unload this
pickup full of hay?
So...I'm sitting here in my pickup waiting for Goober to finish shopping. I'm finalizing
a psychological study as to why people are sooooo lazy they can't put shopping
karts back in the receptacles. Guess what....of the 16 people I've watched, nine
women and seven guys....every, EVERY one of the guys put their
kart back in the rack out of other people's way. However, only one of the
nine women had a shred of decency for their fellow man's auto and they left them
helter skelter to be crunched and dinged up against a new Lexus. However, some
of the ladies were rather large and I thought it was in the best interest future
studies that I remain silent and just....observe (Goober put her kart away!)
Don't forget Dr-History.com! Exciting episodes of the old West!!
God Bless America!
Our Pledge
of Allegiance:
I pledge Allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands,
one nation under God, indivisible,
with Liberty and Justice for all.
Dear Lord: Please Bless and heal this land with your grace and power.
Help us to realize YOU are in charge as you were, as you are
now and like
you'll be in the future. Forgive us for "straying off the trail" of what's
right
and what's wrong and help us to appreciate what you've blessed us with,
the greatest Country in the world...America!
In Jesus Name.....Amen
Look up Colossians Chapter 3 verse 13
GOD BLESS THE USA!
(Copyright Zeb Bell)
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Adios Buckaroos and Buckarettes!
God Bless and Fly the Flag!!
Zeb at the Ranch
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