Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
~ Volume 138 - June 27, 2014 ~
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My mind started to wander...really wander. Suddenly I was on the "Time Bandit" fishing boat on the TV series "Deadliest Catch". I was throwing out the "hook" to catch the pots of crab and...oh, my goodness!!!! I threw myself overboard!! OH NO!...I came to my senses. A few minutes later...oh boy,...I started wandering again. This time I was on a mountain ledge, 500 feet straight down and I was warding off an enraged mountain goat with one of my crutches! I jabbed and struck the crazed goat and he kept on trying to "butt" me off the ledge, suddenly he wrenched my crutch from my arm and I watched as the disappearing aluminum walking aid twinkled in the sunlight as it faded to the canyon floor below...I...now on one leg and one crutch...was doomed! Whoops! Whoa...wait...I'm coming "back around" again. You're probably asking yourself "What is causing Ole Zeb to mentally visualize doom and terror...? Soccer, yes, soccer. I tried to watch the "World Cup". I tried to "get into" the flow of the game. I tried to get excited when there was a GOOOAL! But nope.... didn't work. Soccer, in my humble opinion, is as much fun to watch as worms crawling across pavement after a summer rain. I just don't get it. The "plays" resemble a plot of the old "Keystone Cops" and the net result is as boring as a Hillary Clinton love letter to Bill...it just ain't there!! I know there's a global push to make soccer the sport of all nations but I honestly would be more interested in learning about the mechanics of a toilet flush! Give me the rock em' sock em' of a middle linebacker hit on a running back that from that day forward he can't remember what team he plays for...give me a fastball under the chin of the home run hero and both benches erupt in a "knuckle slinging, can't hit the broad side of a barn" brawl! Give me a game winning dunk by a huge power forward that thumps his chest and tells his mamma hello!...Give me real sports! Give me the post game interviews about the home run, or the winning touchdown pass...what's a soccer player gonna' say..."Well, we ran a lot today...??" BORING. Recently, 2 of the soccer teams at the World Cup played to a tie...a tie....that was "it" - a tie! Playing to a tie and ending the game with a "tie" is like celebrating your honeymoon 500 miles apart from your spouse... you get all worked up but...for what???....Did I mention I don't like soccer?

Wow! Next week the 4th of July! Whew! Where in the world has the summer gone? What have I accomplished? No much. My leg has not been healing and strengthening as much as I had hoped...but...then I saw the TV story about the Vets and their severe injuries. No legs, no arms and yes...smiles on their faces! Again...Wow! How dare I complain about my aches and pains when they, our Vets, have lost and suffered so much. I'll look at our flag on the 4th of July and I'll see all of their faces and I'll be thankful and proud of WHAT they fought for and how they served us! God Bless our Veterans, God Bless our military...God Bless America!

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God Bless America!

Our Pledge of Allegiance:
I pledge Allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands,
one nation under God, indivisible,
with Liberty and Justice for all.


Dear Lord: Please Bless and heal this land with your grace and power.
Help us to realize YOU are in charge as you were, as you are now and like
you'll be in the future. Forgive us for "straying off the trail" of what's right
and what's wrong and help us to appreciate what you've blessed us with,
the greatest Country in the world...America!
In Jesus Name.....Amen


Look up James Chapter 4 verse 17

GOD BLESS THE USA!

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