Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
~ Volume 171 - February 20, 2015 ~
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"What we have here, is a failure to communicate" - famous line from the movie "Cool Hand Luke". And...what we have now is a failure to communicate – infamous attitude from Cool Hand Barack. Then, of course, there is the "blonde moment" from White House Spokesperson Marie Harf that, (paraphrase) the terrorists in the Mid-East need jobs and hope for the future and our kindness and love...kumbaya, chocolate s'mores and everybody dance around the Maypole! Radical Islam has an ideology that will not be satisfied until they control the planet with a 7th Century iron fist control! They don't want job opportunities or stimulating business options to make their countries better...they want dominance through death and fear to anyone that believes differently...anyone. We all should be very worried that this president seems to be a comfort zone for Islam and a danger zone for Christians! We must demand...yes, demand that this administration change its left leaning course and veer sharply right to save our Constitution, our Country and US! God Bless America!

Fridays are my "catch up" day. I'm not on the radio
and Goober and I use that day to do everything we've put off for the last week. Okay...8:30 AM eye appointment....doctor puts some drops in my eyes, then does some tests...sits back and gives me a professional analytical review…"You're getting older and don't see as well". Mmmpf – I could have gone to my horse vet to get the same conclusion...Thank You! That's 200 bucks! (Every time I see his Porsche I'd, at least, like a ride in the car I'm paying for!) Next stop...Goober's hairdresser. Well, we're a li'l early...an hour and a half...so let's get the truck washed. Here...right here, Dear Reader, is where I made a huge mistake. As we pulled into the car wash, my bride of 43 years asked if Ruby (our mini-Aussie) has ever been through the car wash?? Naturally, I said "Certainly—many times"...NOT! Ruby was really quite calm as the attendant started brushing and wiping off the grime...but disaster was about to strike. Suddenly the track started pushing my truck into the tunnel and Ruby transformed into a growling demon of snarls, barks and bites! Lord help us!! As the whirling brushes encircled my truck, sheer panic and madness took over Ruby's personality as she jumped from the back seat to the front with snapping jaws and a rabid killer look in her eyes!! I screamed to my wife "Cover your head and get in a fetal position – we're gonna die!" All of this as our "cute" li'l house dog turned into the Satan Canine from hell! Around and around the inside of the cab, Ruby searched for something to bite and punish...oh please, let this insanity end! Finally, there in the distance...was sunlight. We were about to end this horrific ordeal! As the tracks pushed us outside the tunnel and Ruby saw she was "free" of the cavernous monster...she laid down on the seat console and closed her eyes. The attendant wiped off the truck, I handed him a tip and he said "What a nice dog"...little did he know that just moments earlier "this cute nice dog" had caused all the scratches and abrasions my wife and I were wearing...Nice dog? GRRR!

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God Bless America!

Our Pledge of Allegiance:
I pledge Allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands,
one nation under God, indivisible,
with Liberty and Justice for all.


Dear Lord: Please Bless and heal this land with your grace and power.
Help us to realize YOU are in charge as you were, as you are now and like
you'll be in the future. Forgive us for "straying off the trail" of what's right
and what's wrong and help us to appreciate what you've blessed us with,
the greatest Country in the world...America!
In Jesus Name.....Amen


Look up Colossians 3:2

GOD BLESS THE USA!

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Adios Buckaroos and Buckarettes!

God Bless and Fly the Flag!!

Zeb at the Ranch

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