Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
~ Volume 174 - March 13, 2015 ~
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"Yaaah....Yaaah, Git up there....Yaaah!" The horses lean into their harness and the stage coach begins to roll westward. Then....a few moments later, "Yaaah....Yaaah, Git up there boys!"....the second stagecoach starts its trek westward following the first. What's going on here?? Very simple, President Ulysses S. Grant is headed to California to visit friends and have a party fundraiser. So...what's the second stage for? Well, that's simple, you taxpaying bumpkins, the second stage is for his wife, Julia...she doesn't want to ride with Ulysses! WHAT?!?!? WE, the taxpayers of this United States are paying for 2 stagecoaches, 2 teams of horses, 2 separate units of bodyguards and Secret Service, all of this doubled to go to the same location!! Why?? Well, "dah", it's simple. The First Lady's schedule is "out of sync" with the president's and she doesn't want to be bothered with his stops on the return trip!... Fast forward 145 years...that is exactly what just happened with Barack and Michelle Obama...only difference is the Multi-Million Dollar Costs! CRAZY...exorbitant costs that "We, the People" are on the hook for because spoiled, arrogant, selfish Michelle doesn't want to travel with her "Hawaiian Sweetie"!! YIKES! Each jet cost approximately $200,000 per hour to operate, plus separate security staffs, White House personnel, Secret Service "Popeyes", hair dressers, makeup artists,...(they'd have to be "artists" to make Michelle look good!), special armored vehicles, and 2 sets of "go-fers" for this and that, double the security planning so Michelle can go her separate way...the list of costs to "We, the People" taxpayers goes up, up and away!!...In Grant's day, they probably paid the shotgun guard on the coach a total of $15 bucks for the whole trip! All of this cost and all of this waste so pouty, sullen, impudent Michelle can go...but her own way! While most of us are really struggling to make ends meet or trying to keep some coins for retirement, this "Odd Couple" of means spend our money in lavish and extravagant fashion…"Hey, Michelle! Wanna go to California? Call Ray Bagby over in Declo, he builds stagecoaches!"

Last week, I jotted some lines about birds and their ability to fly in groups of 1000's and not have a 150 bird pileup! And as I write this letter –I am thoroughly convinced, that birds, all birds, regardless of the species, are smarter and more devious than US humans.. HOW do they know the minute that I drive into my yard, that I have just recently spent the time, effort and money to have my vehicle washed, waxed and looking sparkling "new"! What do they have for lookouts, or sentries to communicate with the bird squad leaders to send a flock immediately to open the "Bombay bowel doors" and totally "splotch" my 4-wheel wonder into a "YUUUCK" appearance ….WE are supposed to be "Superior" but...THEY ARE WINNING.

Don't forget Dr-History.com! Exciting episodes of the old West!! Now in 85 countries...85!! And not one of them has said they're offended!

God Bless America!

Our Pledge of Allegiance:
I pledge Allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands,
one nation under God, indivisible,
with Liberty and Justice for all.


Dear Lord: Please Bless and heal this land with your grace and power.
Help us to realize YOU are in charge as you were, as you are now and like
you'll be in the future. Forgive us for "straying off the trail" of what's right
and what's wrong and help us to appreciate what you've blessed us with,
the greatest Country in the world...America!
In Jesus Name.....Amen


Look up Galatians 3:26

GOD BLESS THE USA!

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God Bless and Fly the Flag!!

Zeb at the Ranch

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