Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
~ Volume 242 - July 15, 2016 ~
Watch the Zeb at the Ranch broadcast LIVE at ZebBell.com!
Every Monday thru Thursday from 8 to 11 a.m.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a...horse, Humpty Dumpty was roping of course, Humpty Dumpty did NOT fall, but when the horse stopped, Humpty's hip did not...thus all the Kings men did have an opportunity to put Humpty back together again (the heck with the rhyme!). Yup...I really did a number on my hip and femur...so Ole' Humpty (me) is starting to heal after a very big surgery at the University of Utah Hospital with their excellent staff. Okay...so now we start all over. Minute by minute, day by day of trying to regain not only strength, but balance and coordination.

This was my 19th surgery and after all the accidents, the polio, the plane crash, horse wrecks, etc...I'm starting to feel sorry for myself...Oh, woe is me! Yeah, I got down this past weekend in SLC and developed a good case for the "let's have a pity party for Zeb" - I'll provide the tears and the sobs about how cruel life is, all you have to bring is a "pat on my head" and keep saying "Oh, you poor baby!"

Waa Waa Waa...enter Deanne. There is NO ONE on this earth that can, in an instant, make me either fighting mad OR transition me into being "Don Juan"! (I know, I know – hard to believe!) She has made me "cowboy up" on numerous occasions and I'm SO thankful for her! But, there is always...ALWAYS someone right around the corner that is by far worse off than you - so – stop the "Whine & cheese and be thankful for what you have and what you can do.

Everything...EVERYTHING we do is a part of God's plan for our lives.. "Thy will be done"... we forget that, I forget that. All together now...AMEN! Hebrews 12 verse 12 and 13 sums up "where" I am! (again)... "So take a new grip with your tired hands and strengthen your weak knees. Mark out a straight path of your feet so that those who are weak and lame will not fall but become strong". Thank you Lord Jesus...Humpty's on his way back!

The night after surgery I turned out light at 9:45, lowered the bed to an almost horizontal position and thought sleep...please sleep!...all of a sudden a brilliant flash...lights drilling into my eye sockets and a nurse's voice, "Hello, Mr. Bell, I'm here to take your vitals"! Okay, okay...10 minutes later, light off...blessed sleep! "Mr. Bell, Mr. Bell, wake up...I'm here to administer your meds"! It's now 2:30 AM. I swallowed the 27 pills with a gulp of water and weakly say "Thank you" ---- (now leave me alone) – to go back to blessed sleep......4:45 AM!! What the heck now??? "Mr. Bell, we're here to get a blood draw"...isn't it a wonderful morning"!! NO! NO! How could having a needle stuffed up your vein at sunrise even remotely be considered a "wonderful morning"!!! 10 minutes later....they're gone – blessed sleep - - "Wake up, Mr. Bell – time for breakfast!" ARRGGH!!! Lady, you can take your granola and juice and toast and...and...!?!?!? Deep...blessed sleep...NOT to be found in a hospital!

Don't forget Dr-History.com! Exciting episodes of the old West!! Now in 110 countries...110!! And not one of them have said they're offended!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Our Pledge of Allegiance:
I pledge Allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands,
one nation under God, indivisible,
with Liberty and Justice for all.


Dear Lord: Please Bless and heal this land with your grace and power.
Help us to realize YOU are in charge as you were, as you are now and like
you'll be in the future. Forgive us for "straying off the trail" of what's right
and what's wrong and help us to appreciate what you've blessed us with,
the greatest Country in the world...America!
In Jesus Name.....Amen


Read Proverbs Chapter 19 verse 22.

The way things were - are the way things ought to be!

(Copyright Zeb Bell)

Hey all – let me know if you like what we're doing – Email or call 208-312-2976...if you don't...don't!

Adios Buckaroos and Buckarettes!

God Bless and Fly the Flag!!

Zeb at the Ranch

P. S. If you enjoy our Newsletter, be sure to forward a copy to your friends and family. Don't forget to tune in to Zeb at the Ranch every Monday thru Thursday from 8 to 11 a.m. on KBAR Radio 1230 AM on the dial, or live on the internet at www.zebbell.com ! Be sure to check out archives of the show on the website or Zeb's YouTube channel at http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg_Ef72F7DI33Qu9vyfbkpg. Don't forget to leave a comment or a "Like" while you're there.

Les Schwab The Best in Tires and Service
Randy at Tires West • 678-4400
2555 Overland Ave in Burley

Max at Magic Valley Tire, Inc. • 438-8444
25 W. Ellis in Paul

Layne at Magic Valley Tire, Inc. • 436-5600
109 S 100 W. (Hwy 24) in Rupert

"If we can't guarantee it, we won't sell it!"
Tires • Brake Service • Front End Alignment • Shocks & Struts • Custom Wheels • Batteries

Major Sponsor of Zeb at the Ranch every Monday thru Thursday from 8 to 11 a.m. on KBAR Radio 1230 AM on the dial, or live on the internet at www.zebbell.com !
We respect your privacy! Click Here to Unsubscribe from this Newsletter, or simply reply to this email with "Unsubscribe" in the Subject.