Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
~ Volume 332 - April 27, ‍2018 ~
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    Man Up!...You bunch of wet nosed, soggy eyed whimpering wimps!! Holy Cow!...Holy Toledo...! Holy Mackerel...where...I say where are the MEN...M...E...N... to stand up and take charge of this current diaper wearing, limp wristed NO genitalia crybaby, hug a stuffed toy generation?!?!...The liberal feminine "slop" that's being forced upon our "boys" soon to become "men" has got to be de-railed! This past week I almost "pulled the ripcord" on my sanity when I heard, with everything else soft and cuddly, that the University of Utah was providing "Crying Closets" to deal with the "pressures" of college test stress!! Oh men, poor pookey bears, are you trembling with "pity panic" over your next knitting needle exam? Are you frequently urinating and profusely sweating about whether your brownies are burned on the bottom???...oh my...just go to the "Cry Closet" and shed your tears and when done we'll give you a stuffed bunny rabbit to cling to and rub for comfort and solace...what CRAP! What a waste! To illustrate how feminine we've become, a university back east that has taught an "outdoor living class" for over 80 years...is stopping the class because...ooooh...its to scary in the wilds, too much danger...oooh!! It would be hilarious to be able to tell that to Daniel Boone and Davey Crockett or better yet to all the pioneers that braved the Oregon Trail!....Holy Flintlocks"! The males in our society have been neutered by a movement to lessen and demean them, a plot to castrate their masculinity and their leadership...and...it's working! Look at the TV commercials, if you can stand them, they all show men as bumbling buffoons and the female as the problem solving queen. THAT'S what the left is striving for, a perverted society of "Wussies" easily controlled, easily managed that haven't got a clue as to how to fight back or be in charge...so sad. Maybe I'll just go in to my front hall closet and whimper for a while and then all will be better! MAN UP AMERICA! Go drink a beer, maybe punch some bully in the nose, hug and LOVE your wife, say no and mean NO! Be John Wayne, - turn this "feminine bus" around before it goes over the cliff!

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Our Pledge of Allegiance:
I pledge Allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands,
one nation under God, indivisible,
with Liberty and Justice for all.

Dear Lord: Please Bless and heal this land with your grace and power.
Help us to realize YOU are in charge as you were, as you are now and like
you'll be in the future. Forgive us for "straying off the trail" of what's right
and what's wrong and help us to appreciate what you've blessed us with,
the greatest Country in the world...America!
In Jesus Name.....Amen

Please Read Hebrews Chapter 12 verse 12 & 13.

The way things were - are the way things ought to be!

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Adios Buckaroos and Buckarettes!

God Bless and Fly the Flag!!

Zeb Bell

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