Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
~ Volume 354 - September 28, ‍2018 ~
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    The cat hissed and snarled and I...almost wet my pants! Tuesday evening I was gathering all the knotted bailing twine that I'd left in various places, trying to clean up my piles of carelessness. At one end of my horse barn I had a big feed sack for garbage, so in goes the twine. Holy wild cats from hell!! As I stuffed the twine into the bag, an enraged cat was in the bag clawed my hand, ran up my arm toward my face with all the evil of Satan himself!! Dear reader...I screamed like a little girl! Shameful!! With my agonized cry which further provoked the demented cat, it clung to my jacket sleeve with a frenzied desire to kill me!! I ran...but after a few steps remembered I'm on crutches and I'd left them at the raging scene of the attack...I fell on my butt! With the "thud", the cat scurried off into hiding and I was still on my butt. Deanne came around the corner with a questioning look on her face and I sheepishly lied and said "I tripped". How do you possibly tell your bride of 47 years that a lil' cat had created terror in the heart of her "Knight in Shining Armor"...I'd never hear the end of it! But...that was not the end of my traumatic week. The very next night, walking out to feed my steers, I met the real challenge to my "John Wayne" manhood...and I failed! I stepped on a snake...oh dear readers, you have no clue as to what went through my startled mind! The snake wrapped around my boot and was twisting, turning and gyrating to get away!! I believe I could have qualified for the Radio City Music Hall Rockettes because ain't nobody could have kicked harder and higher than I did! Finally the snake slithered off into the grass and I, sweating profusely, sat down and listened to my heart playing the cymbals!! Two nights in a row I had met the devil himself and I came out of the experiences, much the worse for wear! Actually,...these occurrences were much tougher on my wife because...it was a bad week to do my laundry!

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Our Pledge of Allegiance:
I pledge Allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands,
one nation under God, indivisible,
with Liberty and Justice for all.

Dear Lord: Please Bless and heal this land with your grace and power.
Help us to realize YOU are in charge as you were, as you are now and like
you'll be in the future. Forgive us for "straying off the trail" of what's right
and what's wrong and help us to appreciate what you've blessed us with,
the greatest Country in the world...America!
In Jesus Name.....Amen

Please Read Proverbs Chapter 24 vs 10.

The way things were - are the way things ought to be!

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Adios Buckaroos and Buckarettes!

God Bless and Fly the Flag!!

Zeb Bell

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