Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
~ Volume 371 - January 25 ‍2019 ~
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    I ran over Goober....with an electric shopping kart. To all husbands, I would not wish this event on any of you. Goober was ahead of me leaving isle 16 at the grocery store, and I was behind her on my "electric stallion". I caught sight of a beautiful, delectable, scrumptious (okay, okay) German Chocolate Cake and was giving it the "Starvin' to Death eye!" Suddenly Goober stopped to talk to a woman, and I ran her over, honest officer it's the truth! Then things got "sticky". The pain must have been pretty severe 'cause she let out a scream that would be equal to a Comanche scalping party and let loose with words about me and my family tree that I'd never heard before...don't want to again, thank you! The look in her eyes looked like she'd taken the role of "The Exorcist" and I have to admit, I was a little intimidated! So then, here came about 3 or 4 check out ladies to see if she's alright and the looks they gave me would have melted 90% of Antarctica! There was a brief moment that I actually feared for my life.....thinking maybe they would hang me on the rafter over the frozen peas section! Goober told them she was OK with a small limp (remember Chester on Gunsmoke?) she pushed her kart to the check station AND I rode "Silver" to the exit of the store as fast as his weak battery would go!! The ride home was full of exciting conversation that was one sided on my part and getting "YES, No and LEAVE me alone" from Goober. After 47 years of marriage, I felt like the left boot on the right foot – she was really hurting and I was the perpetrator! Saturday morning I called our neighbor, Davey Mussmann, a physical therapist, to look at Goober's foot. She suggested we go immediately back to Twin Falls and get x-rays. I'm happy (ecstatic) to announce that nothing is broken, but some pulled ligaments and tendons and she should be on the mend in a few days...Ah maybe...as Murphey's Law dictates, I stepped on said foot as she was getting out of the truck....there were those words again! Please, pray for...me to get out of "Husband Hell" and back in her good graces....Whew, I ran over Goober!

    We have decided to take a little time for...US...(to heal up!!) and we're going to shut the door of this office, even if we're home and just refresh and jumpstart. Please know I will have more of "Cowpies" in a couple of weeks! God Bless You All!

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Our Pledge of Allegiance:
I pledge Allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands,
one nation under God, indivisible,
with Liberty and Justice for all.

Dear Lord: Please Bless and heal this land with your grace and power.
Help us to realize YOU are in charge as you were, as you are now and like
you'll be in the future. Forgive us for "straying off the trail" of what's right
and what's wrong and help us to appreciate what you've blessed us with,
the greatest Country in the world...America!
In Jesus Name.....Amen

Please Read Ephesians Chapter 4 vs 29.

The way things were - are the way things ought to be!

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Adios Buckaroos and Buckarettes!

God Bless and Fly the Flag!!

Zeb Bell

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