Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
~ Volume 376 - March 22 ‍2019 ~
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    I had a dream last night...MMMMMMM....I wish it could come true! Some of my best, and, most weird thoughts "pony express" themselves into my brain at 2 AM in the morning! Some are disgusting, some are political, (I guess the first two are the same!) and some enlighten me much the same as Edison and the electric light!! I would like your help in finding out WHO these "unemployable to any worthwhile company" jerks ARE that make robo-calls, 24-7-365!! They are with me all the time, in my office, in my living room, while I'm feeding cattle, on my tractor, at a roping – they are encroaching on my life ALL THE TIME! The one I hate the most is "Do not hang up, I have a very important message regarding your Google Account"...I not only hang up...I usually throw the ear set back to the cradle hoping for a happy landing...it does not! AND...most of the calls are of Oriental dialects and very hard to understand! If that sounds racist, so be it. Too many companies today are hiring people to talk on the phone that are about as comprehensible and intelligible as space aliens from Pluto. They could at least take some time to slow down, speak clearly and then...I hang up on em'! Now back to my dream, if we could find out WHO they are and their phone numbers, I will pay to set up a robo-call system to them, all day and all night! "Hello, my name is Zeb Bell and I'm not calling to sell you anything or alert you to anything. I'm just calling to let you know that you are absolutely a worthless piece of oats caught up in the digestive system and passed through the south end of my horse! Thank you for listening – this call will be repeated in one hour...GOOD BYE!"
    I had a dream last night.......

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Our Pledge of Allegiance:
I pledge Allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands,
one nation under God, indivisible,
with Liberty and Justice for all.

Dear Lord: Please Bless and heal this land with your grace and power.
Help us to realize YOU are in charge as you were, as you are now and like
you'll be in the future. Forgive us for "straying off the trail" of what's right
and what's wrong and help us to appreciate what you've blessed us with,
the greatest Country in the world...America!
In Jesus Name.....Amen

Please Read Proverbs Chapter 4 vs. 24.

The way things were - are the way things ought to be!

(Copyright Zeb Bell)

Adios Buckaroos and Buckarettes!

God Bless and Fly the Flag!!

Zeb Bell

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