Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
~ Volume 378 - April 5 ‍2019 ~
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    WARNING!!! The following blog could happen or is already happening to YOU! It's almost like my system is wired to a clock... "boiing boiing" at exactly 2:10 every morning...I have to get up and "take a walk". But there are some very worrisome and time consuming actions that must be addressed. First, I try to roll over on my bad hip to let my legs dangle on the side of the bed for a moment to get feeling and the blood flowing. Okay, good, now I push myself into a sitting position, holding on to the nightstand for dear life, and try to focus on the ceiling and the floor...(a mistake could prove hurtful!). Then after a good two minutes of yawning, groaning and trying to find my crutches...I make an attempt to stand upright and perform my "walk". After getting into a vertical position, that may take another two minutes, I try the first step. Brilliant flashes of pain run from my toes to my nostrils, I want to cry out in agony to my sleeping bride but I "John Wayne" it and more forward. At this point I encounter another small problem, NOT knowing where Ruby the dog is laying, so, I tap-tap on the floor til I hit her, she growls and I know exactly where to step. I'm almost there, 8 steps, 9 steps and BANG!! I've come "nose to door" with the bathroom entrance that's SUPPOSED to be left open at night!!! I'm staggered for a moment, almost falling like Joe Frazier in the 10th and then I continue my trek. Finally....I MADE IT...all in one piece! I shut the door and turn on the light and then...I don't have to go! I can't go! I'm wide awake, bruised and...I can't go! Curse words are racing like Secretariat through my brain as I trudge back to bed in the dark...knowing that I'll probably be getting up again in 15 minutes! "Old-er" age is NOT all golden – the preceding could and may be happening to you!

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Our Pledge of Allegiance:
I pledge Allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands,
one nation under God, indivisible,
with Liberty and Justice for all.

Dear Lord: Please Bless and heal this land with your grace and power.
Help us to realize YOU are in charge as you were, as you are now and like
you'll be in the future. Forgive us for "straying off the trail" of what's right
and what's wrong and help us to appreciate what you've blessed us with,
the greatest Country in the world...America!
In Jesus Name.....Amen

Please Read Proverbs Chapter 20 vs. 24.

The way things were - are the way things ought to be!

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Adios Buckaroos and Buckarettes!

God Bless and Fly the Flag!!

Zeb Bell

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