Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
~ Volume 418 - January 10, ‍2020 ~
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    There are those in our society that CLAIM they are gender-fluid - - - they can be a butterfly one day and a giraffe the next! Or, there are NOW in the opinion of some of these "laughable loons" over 48 different genders...Mr. Spaanam, my biology teacher, is rolling in his grave! But wait a moment, the other day while I was saddling a horse, I was doing some "Cowboy Pondering". If the blurry eyed wackos can giddily romp as a rhino today and float like a butterfly tomorrow...why can't WE do something similar with our age?? There are some mornings at 4AM that I feel 110 years old when the alarm goes off. I know I have a very short time to get all the bones and muscles to work in unison, quickly, so I can make it in time to the bathroom! Lately my left shoulder has been having a heated argument with my right knee and if they don't stop this quarrelling, I'm going to have to blame Ruby the dog for the wet carpet!! Then other days, even a 72, I feel like being the lead actor in "Rocky 26", come on world give me your best shot! So that brings me to my point of "age fluidity" (like that??) on my good days if someone asks how "mature" I am, I'll look them in the eye and proudly say 47! On my bad days when I feel like recycled alfalfa from my little feedlot – I'll say 86. On my good days, I'll look at my former cheerleader wife and there is a "burning spark", on the bad days, Smoky Bear puts it out with a shovel! Age fluid...MMM...I think I'll check out the new toys on Aisle 7, and then the next time to store, check out crutch tips and Geritol! I guess the whole point of this (if there is one) be and act how you feel, who cares how old you are...it's nobody's business but YOURS! I'm going to buy a 6-pack...hope they'll check my I.D.

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Our Pledge of Allegiance:
I pledge Allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands,
one nation under God, indivisible,
with Liberty and Justice for all.

Dear Lord: Please Bless and heal this land with your grace and power.
Help us to realize YOU are in charge as you were, as you are now and like
you'll be in the future. Forgive us for "straying off the trail" of what's right
and what's wrong and help us to appreciate what you've blessed us with,
the greatest Country in the world...America!
In Jesus Name.....Amen

Proverbs Chapter 16 Verse 31 – read it and cherish it!

The way things were - are the way things ought to be!

(Copyright Zeb Bell)

Adios Buckaroos and Buckarettes!

God Bless and Fly the Flag!!

Zeb Bell

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